Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Hard Boiled]

Best Detective ROund Ever:
Spoiler!

Don Geon [145.9] exclaims, "AI!!!"
Don Geon [145.9] says, "LOOK AT ME"
Don Geon [145.9] exclaims, "YOU SEE ME?!"
Processor Pete [145.9] states, "Yes"
Don Geon [145.9] says, "YOU SEE THIS COMPUTER SCREEN? THIS REPRESENTS YOU"
Don Geon [145.9] exclaims, "YOU SEE THIS GUN?!"
Don Geon [145.9] says, "THIS GUN REPRESENTS MY GUN"
Processor Pete [145.9] states, "Ok"
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿ*click* *click*
Processor Pete [145.9] states, "Gosh"
Processor Pete [145.9] states, "How rude"
Don Geon [145.9] says, "IT WILL BE EXACTLY AS INEFFECTUAL AS THAT"
ÿ!Don Geon takes a sip from Bo Jack Daniel's.

ÿDon Geon throws the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch has been hit by the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch catches the barkley's basketball!
ÿThe Pooch throws the barkley's basketball.
ÿDon Geon catches the barkley's basketball!
ÿ You begin to recover.
ÿDon Geon throws the football.
ÿThe Pooch catches the football!
ÿDon Geon throws the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch has been hit by the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch gets beaned with the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch throws the football.
ÿDon Geon has been hit by the football.
ÿDon Geon throws the football.
ÿDon Geon throws the football.
ÿThe Pooch catches the football!
ÿThe Pooch throws the football.
ÿDon Geon catches the football!
ÿThe Pooch throws the barkley's basketball.
ÿDon Geon has been hit by the barkley's basketball.
ÿDon Geon gets beaned with the barkley's basketball.
The Pooch says, "Damnit Don"

ÿThe Pooch has been shot pointblank with .38 revolver by Don Geon!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at The Pooch!
ÿThe Pooch is hit by the projectile!
Don Geon slurs, "xAsmAIt"
Don Geon slurs, "I'LL shAFVE YOU"
The Pooch stammers, "AAhhhh DDoonnn"
The Pooch stammers, "GGGGodd dddamnniittt!!"
The Pooch stammers, "SSSSttoop bbeinngg sssoo daamnn drruunnnnkk!!"
ÿDon Geon is getting strong now!
Don Geon slurs, "LOOg"
ÿ!Reset Naywalk has added First-Aid to the backpack!
Don Geon slurs, "LOOg Aff ME"
ÿ!You feel like you can take on the world!
Don Geon slurs, "HAHAHAHA"
Don Geon laughs.
Don Geon burps.
ÿ!Don Geon shakes The Pooch trying to wake The Pooch up!
ÿ!Don Geon shakes The Pooch trying to wake The Pooch up!
ÿ!Don Geon shakes The Pooch trying to wake The Pooch up!
Don Geon slurs, "YOUR ffURN"
ÿ!Don Geon shakes The Pooch trying to wake The Pooch up!
The Pooch stammers, "YYYouu'rree ooffff tthhee ccaassee!!"
Don Geon slurs, "WHAff."

Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "YOU gAN'ff FIRE ME"
Don Geon slurs, "YOU gAN'ff FIRE ME"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "YOU gAN'ff"
Don Geon slurs, "YOU gAN'ff"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "xsIp Is Adz I sAxE tEry"
Don Geon slurs, "xsIp Is Adz I sAxE tEry"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "qEkIgEq fw qOpbtE"
Don Geon slurs, "qEkIgEq fw qOpbtE"
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the plating!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿ*click* *click*
ÿYou reload .38 revolver with ammo from .38 Special Rounds. .38 Special Rounds has 0 rounds left.
ÿDon Geon reloads .38 revolver.
ÿDon Geon has been shot pointblank with .38 revolver by Don Geon!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at Don Geon!
ÿYou are hit by the projectile!
ÿYou start bleeding!
ÿ You begin to recover.
Don Geon slurs, "YYOOU ggAnn'''fffff FFIIEE MMMMEEE"
ÿDon Geon has been shot pointblank with the energy gun by The Pooch!
ÿYou are hit by the energy bolt!

The Pooch exclaims, "We have laws!"
Don Geon slurs, "IIII dddEEEEExx gOO yhhUUcckkkkEEqq hhppppkEEEqqqrr"
Don Geon slurs, "II NEEEEDDfffffOO ggRRUUsshhhHHERR MMYYYsshELLFF"
Don Geon cries.
Don Geon cries.
Don Geon sobs.
Don Geon sniffs.
Don Geon sobs.
Don Geon wails.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
ÿThe Pooch is trying to empty Don Geon's pockets!!
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
ÿThe Pooch is trying to take off Don Geon's ID Card (Detective) from Don Geon's uniform!
Don Geon slurs, "bbOOOO"
Don Geon [148.9] slurs, "bbOOOO"
Don Geon slurs, "NOOO"
Don Geon [148.9] slurs, "NOOO"
Don Geon slurs, "mmOOOOOOOOOO"
Don Geon [148.9] slurs, "mmOOOOOOOOOO"
Don Geon slurs, "kOOOOOOO"
Don Geon [148.9] slurs, "kOOOOOOO"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "NNOOOOOOO"
Don Geon slurs, "NNOOOOOOO"
ÿThe Pooch has grabbed Don Geon passively!
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "hhEELLPP I BBRRRG"
Don Geon slurs, "hhEELLPP I BBRRRG"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "du gAAPffffffAAIINN IIshh"
Don Geon slurs, "du gAAPffffffAAIINN IIshh"
Don Geon: du gAAPffffffAAIINN IIshh
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "rEExx"
Don Geon slurs, "rEExx"
Don Geon: rEExx
CHUTE-MAILBOT: Brig delivery chute activated.

he Pooch says, "One minute thirty while you sober up"
The Pooch [148.9] says, "One minute thirty while you sober up"
Don Geon shivers.
Don Geon slurs, "NO""
ÿYou attempt to remove your handcuffs. (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still)
ÿDon Geon attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Don Geon slurs, "duERE'sh NOduING LEFff ffO LIVE FOR"

Hugo Beedell asks, "does Don need healing?"
Hugo Beedell [148.9] asks, "does Don need healing?"
ÿ300 Credits catches on fire!
The Pooch says, "He'll be fine"
The Pooch [148.9] says, "He'll be fine"
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
The Pooch says, "Uhh"
Hugo Beedell says, "oh shit"
Don Geon cries.
Don Geon cries.
The Pooch says, "Don you idiot"

ÿ!Hugo Beedell applies the burn patch to Don Geon.
ÿ!The silver sulfadiazine soothes your burns.
You climb into the the disposal unit.
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "YOU'LL NEVER gAffgH ME ALIVE, FOOLsh!"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "I'M GONNA GEff DRUNghER duAN shHIff"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "OH shHIff"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "duE gRUshHER"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "*shgream"

A great detective. Some men are just too Hard Boiled to be taken off the job.