Goonhub
10-13-2013, 02:01 PM
Continuing gimmick from previous round before as Botanist, AKA growing a cannabis/contusine hybrid. Spend the entire round in botany perfecting the painkilling cannabis, and also come up with name, Mellow Rellos. Anyway, end of the round, take my crate of stash to escape. Light one up, and say:
Discount Gannon [145.9] says, "Come to escape and try Discount Gannon's Mellow Rellos, a new product from the Discount Dan company"
then suddenly BOOM! Pipebomb goes off at escape, arm flies off and I'm flung into the coffee machine. I begin to bleed profusely from where my left arm used to be, but thankfully to Discount Gannon's painkilling Mellow Rellos I get up instantly, use my Zippo to cauterize my stump, hobble into the shuttle, and be a #1 badass.
Discount Gannon [145.9] says, "Come to escape and try Discount Gannon's Mellow Rellos, a new product from the Discount Dan company"
then suddenly BOOM! Pipebomb goes off at escape, arm flies off and I'm flung into the coffee machine. I begin to bleed profusely from where my left arm used to be, but thankfully to Discount Gannon's painkilling Mellow Rellos I get up instantly, use my Zippo to cauterize my stump, hobble into the shuttle, and be a #1 badass.