Ideas of questionable quality

[trollbreeder]

A list of both dumb and hidden gem ideas collected from my worm brain

• you should be able to fish up an AI-controlled peppino if you use pizza as fishing hook bait on a kitchen machine
  
• AI should be able to set their status to static so they can pretend to die by doing static status, then bsod status
  
• if you deflect a projectile using csaber or dodge via matrix flipout, there should be a karmascaling chance to say "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it" and then 50/50 the parry sound from pizza tower or the parry sound from ultrakill plays
  
• pickle/cucumber slices should be wearable on the glasses slot (like in cartoons when people go in the sauna or hotspring)
  
• magnetic gloves: they stick items to your hands, so they act like a temporary tool arm: no accidental dropping, disarm uses item on you. works with two handed things. you can still drop and throw stuff by your own choice.
  
• a drug chem that reduces your melee attack cooldown (like microdosing raj but without the actual raj part)
  
• a machine in some kinda azone that replaces your blood with a desired chemical. you need 600u of said chemical however and the chemical affects you like a beaker chicken
  
• wizard being able to buy a staff of genetics which shoots magic bolts that polymorph people it hits into geneticists which also puts a genetics computer and dna scanner around them
  
• oshan/nadir ocean having a low chance to be randomly automatically replaced with a random reagent, no admin oceanify required
  
• sec officer/sec ass traitor item: trick stunbaton. anyone who isn't sec that uses a trick baton gets themselves stunned instead. for sec, it works just like a real baton. let the yellow hand tiders arrest themselves with this handy dandy tool!
  
• RD and apiculturist traitor item: secret formula bee stimulants, turns bees into violent serial killer monsters (especially Heisenbee)
  
• a map that is two stations in one z-level, with the crew being split across both of them
  
• apidae metabolism rework, so it makes you able to eat nectar, pollinate plants, and puke honey
  
• a chem dispenser subtype that initializes with 5-20 random options
  
• deadchat plays singulo: ghosts get the ability to control a loose singulo by ghostpointing at where it should go. low chance for each point to redirect singulo. getting eaten by singulo gives you a higher chance for your points to redirect the singulo!
  
• station football: space american football but on station and more teams, with each team being a department and having a head of staff leader. bring the ball to your department's head office to win the point!! (everyone has AA and the station is stripped like in battle royale)
  
• if you have a syndicate hat and you *hatstomp the hos hat, it should make a 12 microbomb explosion, you glorious little hos-killing rascal you!!
  
• there should be a karmascaling chance to force say "OH YEAH!!" when destroying an airlock or deconstructing a wall