MAKE MEWTINI EASIER TO MAKE

[deathrobotpunch]

Multiple times while playing goon 1 I wished I were a cat, out of all the times I was ever a cat in goon was when some of my most memorable moments ever happened.

Though the thing is mewtini takes almost half the round to make and SOMETIMES IT DOESN’T EVEN INFECT YOU WITH TOXOPLASMOSIS so I decided to bring forward a new recipe that still is hard but doesn’t take very long to make.

Chem recipe: martini (1) + milk (1) + catonium (1) + cat drugs (1) = mewtini (4)

With that recipe you don’t have to go to far or make mutini and makes it so you just have to get some milk from chef and catnip from botany so you can have cat shenanigans sooner! 

Yeah ok I understand that you don’t want mass mewtini bombing (even though it would be funny as fuck) and I also understand that it is a very debilitating Chem for the people who don’t want to be a cat.

 Instead of the easier Chem recipe how about it becomes available in ??? Bottles that way I can just search in maints for pills till I find it, that way it will be obscure enough that people don’t abuse it, also it seems like a fitting thing to sometimes be in designer drugs.