10-07-2013, 02:34 PM
icarus Wrote:Jmmy McRib attempts to karate chop Joe Shit, but snaps his arm in two!Chike101 Wrote:to keep every assistant into becoming the Karate Kid by slipping up a guy it, should give whoever uses it that didn't originally buy it a high chance of breaking their bones whenever they hit something/someoneDauntasa Wrote:God damn space ninjasThe item should be a headband of some sort, so the assistant that slipped you on a banana peel and beat you senseless with a fire extinguisher could continue the legacy.
(as completely nonviolently as possible, the power wouldn't go to their heads, right?)