Ideas of questionable quality

[Goat_Real]

just as the heads of staff have a unique item in their office for antags/spies/bored staffies to steal, so should the clown have a unique item in the clown hole for stealing

perhaps a law degree or unpublished novel or something along those lines

The legendary banana that's sometimes in maintenance random rooms. Remove that random room and put a glass pedestal in the clown room with the legendary peel. It will look like the captain's antique gun case but with the banana