Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Lavastage]

Sorry for the double post buuuuut...

Without even breaking stride, Dan Mc Stan flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Dan Mc Stan throws Zippo lighter.
The the silicate-laced cigarette ignites!
The the salbutamol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the salbutamol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the milk-laced cigarette ignites!
The Water-laced cigarette ignites!
The the silicate-laced cigarette ignites!
The the milk-laced cigarette ignites!
The the vomit-laced cigarette ignites!
The the mannitol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the antihol-laced cigarette ignites!
The Water-laced cigarette ignites!
The the mutadone-laced cigarette ignites!
The the insulin-laced cigarette ignites!
The the haloperidol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the carpet-laced cigarette ignites!
The the lexorin-laced cigarette ignites!
The the silicate-laced cigarette ignites!
The the haloperidol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the antihol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the charcoal-laced cigarette ignites!
The the atropine-laced cigarette ignites!
The the milk-laced cigarette ignites!
The the rum-laced cigarette ignites!
The the blood-laced cigarette ignites!
The the toxin-laced cigarette ignites!
The Water-laced cigarette ignites!
The the jenkem-laced cigarette ignites!
The the rum-laced cigarette ignites!
The the haloperidol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the milk-laced cigarette ignites!
The the green vomit-laced cigarette ignites!
The the silicate-laced cigarette ignites!
The the welding fuel-laced cigarette ignites!
The Water-laced cigarette ignites!
The the unstable mutagen-laced cigarette ignites!
The the insulin-laced cigarette ignites!
The the unstable mutagen-laced cigarette ignites!
The the salbutamol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the charcoal-laced cigarette ignites!
The the spaceacillin-laced cigarette ignites!
The the antihol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the salbutamol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the silicate-laced cigarette ignites!
The the salbutamol-laced cigarette ignites!
The the haloperidol-laced cigarette ignites!
You hear a quiet click, as Dan Mc Stan shuts off the Zippo lighter without even looking what they're doing. Wow.