Ideas of questionable quality

[Frank_Stein]

Remove access locks on the crematorium button.  Like what the fuck why is that there.

That's questionable? Come on! THIS IS QUESTIONABLE!

Make the button a Console where you have to set the heat correctly to burn the body completely.. too low it does alot of burn damage, too high and the entire thing burns to crisp and might start a plasma fire.

Don't want remains/organs and such from your burning body? Set it higher but risk setting yourself on fire!
Do it wrong and get punished! Chaplains will of course know from observing a body to know what they need to do to burn the body.

Crematorium BBQ parties