Clown's Cola (PepsBeep) and Cluwnegen

[Kotlol]

This is probably gonna be on the Bad Threads section because it's a horrible idea.


Clown's Cola: You can get it from hacked blue soda vendors or from Geoff Honkington, its the same as a "normal" space cola but it comes with 10u of a random liquid that can be: Space Lube, Space Drugs, Honky Tonic or Honkfartium.

Clownpulettium (Plus): Both versions work exactly like the Hootagen but with speech genes, the normal version turns you into a Clown and gives you the CS Gene while the plus version turns you into a Cluwne and gives you that annoying "HONK!" speech gene.

Bad threads no. Fun ideas.. but it would be nicer if we had sprites or PRs for em.

Clown's Cola... let's rename it to Pepsbeep (Pepsi joke and clowns beep too)
I would remove the space drugs as that's abit too extreme and just add sillier things that aren't lethal. Clearly cola made for pranks.
Add things like "Too cold" (as in freezing you) or "Too spicy" (spicy effect) or some even when you open the can toy snakes pop out of it (a classic)

Clownpulettium... doesn't roll of the tongue. Also the turning into a clown thing is already a thing with Clownspider Milk.
A cluwne version would be fine. But both should be rare to find and antagonist only.
More ways to get "HONK" speech is fine.