Vocal translator, but you can breathe with it.

[DioChasek]

So last night we were doing some some medical crimes on MOPSY lopping off his head reattaching his head to a monkey, you know standard fare. When all of a sudden it dawned on us to try and do something silly what if we impanted the vocal translator into his chest surely that would allow him to talk.

While that portion of the experiment failed it did make all parties involved go why can't we surgically implant a vocal translator to solve the monkey speak issue, or barring that a specialized rare monkey speak translator either from debris field, a merchant, or ugh a hacked manufacturer?