Dumping random events idea

[DioChasek]

Alot of the current events take a more sideline approach, rather then directly forcing people into positions so that their own stories can develop on their own. The dream event is a pretty cool concept, probably not good to force people away from whatever they were doing and encourage non antag murders.

Got some awful ideas of my own for you to shit on


Passing Space Australia
The station is floating on by space Australia, causing everything upside down!
Brings back the old space madness effect of flipping all the sprites upside down, making everything very disorientating and making it easy to become lost. 

Kudzu Sprout
A small bud of kudzu has appeared due to a tourist not following the clearly written laws to NOT bring outside fruits and vegetables to the station 
Creates a single tile of kudzu somewhere on the station.

ORDER UP
Famed chef Gorgon Rambley has delivered an experimental dish to the station! It's meaty atoms seem to be growing unstable?
A scaled up hotdog appears somewhere, surrounded by hotdog suits and forks. If not eaten by the crew in 5-10 minutes, it causes a small explosion

Hyperspace Hijacking
It's come to NT's attention that the martians are planning an attack on your shuttle. They wish you the best of luck
Causes Martian enemies to float towards the escape shuttle during it's travel back to Centcom. Should spawn rarely if there are 10 or less players on the shuttle 

I fail to see any awful ideas here.
The only one that is kind of mediocre is the Kudzu sprout but the flavor text makes it a bit more interesting.