Disease Idea, "Actual Space Lag"

[Kotlol]

We on RP always say when you are lagging, you have space lag similiar to space lag, but... I am thinking.. what if.. the charater has a disease that actually causes lag but also gives other symptons and has to be cured.

I wouldn't call it space lag, but Temporal Viral Affliction aka TVA for the name and what does it do?
It causes problems with the motor skills of the brain as well as temporal paralysis and several noises, wich might causes heart problems and even brain damage, but you ignore any damage done for some time, since you lag it off.

Symptons of these diseases are:
- Sudden bursts of speed.
- Sudden complete paralysis.
- Making noises that sounds like a dail up connection.
- Gaining no benefits from healing, eating and drinking
- Not taking damage

How do you get infected by this?
- Infected blood 
- messing with temporal anomlies or teleporters.
- Random events
- Bad eggs from Space Time Chickens and the like.
- Spacial tear shennigans?

How do you cure it with Pathology/Microbiology not being around?
- Cryopods and the like freezes your temporal state and heals it.
- (open for other ways of treating symptons)

It's just a dumb idea but it fits of those criteria of silly diseases.