09-09-2013, 07:59 PM
I have taken the liberty of doing research into the effects of a ravioli sub on the human body. The results may be shocking to some readers.
Here we can see a before and after picture of Popecrunch. As you may already notice there is massive difference upon consumption of a ravioli sub. Notice how the usual jolly redness in his cheeks and face has heavily faded into a pale sickly complexion. Also take not how his usually bright blue eyes have also faded into an almost greyish color. It is my opinion based on this research that consumption of ravioli sub sandwiches may in fact lead to the loss of your immortal soul leaving the consumer nothing but an empty husk of what they once were.
Here we can see a before and after picture of Popecrunch. As you may already notice there is massive difference upon consumption of a ravioli sub. Notice how the usual jolly redness in his cheeks and face has heavily faded into a pale sickly complexion. Also take not how his usually bright blue eyes have also faded into an almost greyish color. It is my opinion based on this research that consumption of ravioli sub sandwiches may in fact lead to the loss of your immortal soul leaving the consumer nothing but an empty husk of what they once were.