Goonhub
05-05-2022, 08:31 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-05-2022, 08:39 AM by DismasOfAmerica. Edited 5 times in total.)
Chef tip by chef Darshin Walls.
step one, find a towel or blanket and rip it up for the rag.
step two, ask bartender for bitter
step three, pour bitters on the rag
step four, choke the monkey using the rag
step five, watch as the monky faints from the bitters and then passes out from the lack of oxygen
Optional step?
dress up the monky in put it in the deep fryer, why? monky decoration.
(the last time I did this the monky doesn't fight back until you choke it, I dont know if its because the monky considers grab intent different from grabbing with a rag.)
Another way you can do this is just force the monkey to drink bitters until it gets too drunk to do anything.
The only downside to this is that you get puke everywhere from the monkey getting drunk, however you can turn it into cheese so it could be a upside.
step one, find a towel or blanket and rip it up for the rag.
step two, ask bartender for bitter
step three, pour bitters on the rag
step four, choke the monkey using the rag
step five, watch as the monky faints from the bitters and then passes out from the lack of oxygen
Optional step?
dress up the monky in put it in the deep fryer, why? monky decoration.
(the last time I did this the monky doesn't fight back until you choke it, I dont know if its because the monky considers grab intent different from grabbing with a rag.)
Another way you can do this is just force the monkey to drink bitters until it gets too drunk to do anything.
The only downside to this is that you get puke everywhere from the monkey getting drunk, however you can turn it into cheese so it could be a upside.