Goonhub
03-01-2022, 10:54 PM
Clowns are supposed to be somewhat unstructured, formalizing the role just feels wrong.
Besides, if a clown is lubing everywhere and refusing to chill or stop there is already nothing stopping security from arresting them. Seems to me that this just creates another potential rules-lawyering mess to sift through every time someone gets upset about a clown or the clown gets upset about how sec/crew treated them.
Heck, I'm reminded right now of the dozens of times some scientist/staffie/bartender decided to lube the floors in order to frame me and it worked.
Besides, if a clown is lubing everywhere and refusing to chill or stop there is already nothing stopping security from arresting them. Seems to me that this just creates another potential rules-lawyering mess to sift through every time someone gets upset about a clown or the clown gets upset about how sec/crew treated them.
Heck, I'm reminded right now of the dozens of times some scientist/staffie/bartender decided to lube the floors in order to frame me and it worked.