How did you last die

[Mrduckbillface]

The B-Baller's Game, staring Sir Mapleleaf, BALLER TRUE, and Mr. AI.

Code:

(I had set up a game of russian roulettein the boxing ring)

Sir Mapleleaf exclaims, "BALLER TRUE play a game of russian roulette with me!"
Luis Smith  [145.9] gasps, "I've been TROTTED ALL OVER by the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS"
Roger Wilco  [145.9] says, "Sec is slammed to the ground"
Derrick Sholl  [145.9] says, "Mr.AI, please turn on the telescience equipment and receive twice please"
Sir Mapleleaf  [145.9] says, "The winner shall be thought of as the best B-Baller of all time"
Sir Mapleleaf says, "The winner shall be thought of as the best B-Baller of all time"
BACKBOARD takes a mighty leap towards the ceiling!
Sir Mapleleaf  [145.9] says, "I'm in the boxing ring"
Sir Mapleleaf says, "I'm in the boxing ring"
BALLER TRUE  [145.9] bellows, "I ACCEPT!!!"
BIG DRIBBLE does a quick spin, knocking you off guard!
Sir Mapleleaf  [145.9] says, "Come and play with me"
Sir Mapleleaf says, "Come and play with me"
Sir Mapleleaf says, "HEY"
System Confederation Update

Power Grid Warning

We have detected that the engine on board Drydock November has not yet been started. We strongly recommend setting up the engine, or else power failiures may occur stationwide.

(At this point BALLER TRUE enters the ring)

Sir Mapleleaf waves.
Sir Mapleleaf says, "Welcome"
Mr. AI  [145.9] states, "Scarlett Biery has signed up as Staff Assistant."
BALLER TRUE  [145.9] bellows, "YOU'RE GONNA GET JAMMED ON, SUCKA!!!"
Sir Mapleleaf asks, "Who goes first?"
Todd Rafter  [145.9] exclaims, "Help, I have been spat on !"
You look closely at BALLER TRUE.
*---------*
This is   BALLER TRUE!
BALLER TRUE is wearing a   purple Basketball jersey.
BALLER TRUE has a   Radio Headset by his mouth.
BALLER TRUE has a   basketball in his left hand.
BALLER TRUE has a   PDA-Dr. Singh on his belt.
BALLER TRUE is wearing   BALLER TRUE's ID (Captain).
BALLER TRUE looks slightly burned!
*---------*
Todd Rafter  [145.9] says, "By sebastian roberts"
Todd Rafter  [145.9] exclaims, "IT hurt like hell !"
Sir Mapleleaf says, "Me I guess"
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
You spin the cylinder.
Sebastian Roberts  [145.9] says, "i didnt do anything"
Todd Rafter  [145.9] says, "He's hiding in the mechanics workshop"
Sir Mapleleaf screams!
The soda machine beeps, "Drink Robust-Eez, the classic robustness tonic!"
Roger Wilco  [145.9] says, "HELP CHANGELING GAGE LAFORTUNE"
BOOM! Sir Mapleleaf's head explodes.
Sebastian Roberts  [145.9] says, "im stuck i nthere"
Sir Mapleleaf seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Roger Wilco says, "CHANGELING"
Misto Maxo says, "i ate bad food"
Roger Wilco says, "CHANGELING"
Ms. Licorice asks, "changeling?"
BALLER TRUE  [145.9] bellows, "THATS RIGHT!!!"
BALLER TRUE bellows, "THATS RIGHT!!!"
DEAD: Sir Mapleleaf says, "welp"
Dr. Katznelson asks, "?"
Dr. Katznelson asks, "Where?"
Misto Maxo says, "and am being disabled by migraines"
Roger Wilco says, "GAGE"
Ms. Licorice says, "CHANGELING"
DEAD: Sir Mapleleaf says, "That didn't go so well"
DEAD: Ghost (Ric Flair) grumps, "WOOOO"
Roger Wilco says, "KILL IT"
Derrick Sholl  [145.9] asks, "AI?"
Derrick Sholl asks, "AI?"
BALLER TRUE  [145.9] bellows, "YOU GOT NO GAME!!!"
BALLER TRUE bellows, "YOU GOT NO GAME!!!"