Pirate Market

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Okay, full rundown:
anything with -- prefixed is my comment.
Max Lawman's Surplus Outlet
"I always stock the best in security and ex-security gear."
Avaliable:    XX:00  -  XX:14


Buys:


5,000,000 Credits - Syndicate Revolver
-- Way too much cash for a piece of easily-rushable azone gear, shouldn't be buying this at all IMO
90,000 Credits - Laser Gun
-- too much cash.
50,000 Credits - Phaser
-- Abso-fucking-lutely not, you know how absolutely trivial it is to mass produce phasers
10 Credits per kW - Power Cells
"We always need some of these. Any size will do."

Sells:
450,000 Credits - Airlock Breaching Hammer
-- ironically enough, it could do with a price decrease, maybe to 300-400k area
200,000 Credits - Stun Baton
"Batteries not included."
50,000 Credits - Capsaicin Smoke Grenade
46,000 Credits - Security Backpack
9,000 Credits - Armor Vest
"Part of the security team uniform in Space Quebec."
7,000 Credits - Helmet
"Part of the security team uniform in Space Quebec."
4,500 Credits - SWAT Gloves
-- Ehhh about giving out swat gloves
4,500 Credits - SWAT Gas Mask
2,800 Credits - Military Boots
2,000 Credits - Tactical Turtleneck
900 Credits - Handcuffs
600 Credits - Whistle



Subject 11's Vault of Value
Avaliable:    XX:15  -  XX:29

Buys:
1,600,000 Credits - Heisenbee (Cargo Only)
"RARE BEAST. MAKES HONEY. TASTY."
-- haha definitely not, heisenbee is criminally easy to get for 1.6 million
360,000 Credits - [name]'s Heart
360,000 Credits - [name]'s Liver
260,000 Credits - [name]'s Spleen
200,000 Credits - [name]'s Lung
200,000 Credits - [name]'s Kidney
"DELICIOUS MEAT. ON STATION. FIND, AND BE REWARDED."
100,000 Credits - Human Body (Cargo Only)
"I REQUIRE MEAT. HUMAN BEST."
-- too easily farmable for way too much cash
30,000 Credits - Monkey Body (Cargo Only)
-- see above
15,000 Credits - Chicken Nugget
--- you uh, know how trivial these are to get, right?
10,000 Credits - Bee (Cargo Only)
-- you can order a crate of fuckin' 6 for a few thousand at most
10,000 Credits - Chicken (Cargo Only)
-- you can get so, so many of these so easily
"ANIMAL. IS GOOD TOO."
10 Credits per Unit - Blood

Sells:
80,000 Credits - Poison Bottle (50u)
Valued at 80k per Telecrystal
-- I'd prefer this not be in at all, it's uh, really fucking dangerous when you can just continually buy them until you get heartworms or bacon grease
10,000 Credits - Bottle of Triplepiss (100u)
-- nah
10,000 Credits - Bottle of Glowing Slurry (100u)
900 Credits - Bottle of Synthetic Flesh (100u)
900 Credits - Bottle of Charcoal (100u)
900 Credits - Bottle of Epinephrine (100u)
900 Credits - Bottle of Miasma (100u)
450 Credits - Bottle of Plasma (100u)
450 Credits - Bottle of Radium (100u)
400 Credits - Chunk of Blob
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Shady Jane's Back-Alley Deals
Avaliable:    XX:30  -  XX:44
Buys:
2,000,000 Credits - Head of Security's Beret
"There's a bunch of rich teenagers out there on Space Ferry 08, think it's cool to buy these berets and pretend to be syndicate super agents. Get me a legit one and I'll sell it on to them, split the profits with you."
-- Too much money, by a lot
220,000 Credits - [name]'s Butt
"Long story short, there's a price on that butt's head. Presumably it's attached to [name]. Please remove it before delivery."
200,000 Credits - Barrier
"The use of these minature holoprojectors is banned across most of space because of their potential as weapons. Some of my contacts are smugglers, and they'll pay huge amounts for them."
-- knock off at least 2 zeroes, ideally 3, for this to be remotely balanced
150,000 Credits - [random trinket]
"There's an estranged relative out there who will pay big bucks for this."
150,000 Credits - [random trinket]
"The space mafia wants to send a message. To someone."
80,000 Credits - Taser
"I need all the nonlethal weaponry I can get. Tasers, taser shotguns, taser SMGs or even wave guns. It's all for a friend, honest."
-- generally against suggesting that you rob sec for gear, especially for this much cash, and when it's vital sec gear
60,000 Credits - Hypospray
"There's a market for these. I can strip the ones I don't sell for parts."
-- ...these are uh, fucking simple to get, it would be *maybe* reasonable at a couple hundred credits, not 100x that.
10,000 Credits - Pipe Bomb
"Always useful, and always a top seller."
-- the only reason this isn't as bad is because everything else on this list is batshit insane
Sells:
XXX,XXX Credits - [random item]
High Value Pool*
XXX,XXX Credits - [random item]
Mid Value Pool*
XXX,XXX Credits - [random item]
Mid Value Pool*
-- haha absolutely not, giving people the ability to access this tier of traitor gear is unbalanced as fuck
400,000 Credits - Agent Card
-- Ehh, kinda okay with this, sorta? Agent card's still pretty strong
120,000 Credits - Modified Hypospray
"There's a chip on these hyposprays that make them accept only pre-approved medicines. Lot of people don't like that, so I short out the chip so it doesn't flush out 'alternative medicine'. Accepts all liquids, guaranteed."
-- Meh on selling this, it's still 30u instant injection
99,900 Credits - Modified Cyberliver
"This one has its prototype functions installed, and can heal you as it purges ethanol."
80,000 Credits - Modified Cyberappendix
"Jailbroken. Has a healing protocol installed, and a port to charge PDAs."
60,000 Credits - Modified Cyberspleen
"This spleen has its safety mechanisms disabled and a supercharged blood production gland. If you get this implanted, your blood pressure will spike and you will die. A surprising amount of people buy these."
80,000 Credits - Gamergy® Branded Cyberheart
"Bunch of these fell off the back of a space-van a while back on their way to a promotional event on Earth. Apparently they have extra ram, upgraded microcapillaries and rainbow LED lights."
85,000 Credits - Trick Cigarettes
-- Make it more expensive
80,000 Credits - Syndicate Mailman Suit
-- make it more expensive
30,000 Credits - Floor Closet
-- make it more expensive
9,900 Credits - Insulated Gloves
-- this has literally no purpose
900 Credits - Mechanical Toolbox
300 Credits - Fire Extinguisher
200 Credits - Multitool
180 Credits - Gas Mask
140 Credits - Oil Can
60 Credits - [random colour] Jumpsuit
60 Credits - Balaclava
*High Value Pool:





500,000 - Old Hunting Riftle, Cursed Clown Mask
-- This category can go completely


300,000 - Syndicate Device Analyzer, Stimulants, Rad Poison Crossbow
-- So can this, for that matter




*Mid Value Pool:




240,000 Credits - Laser Rifle, Trick Revolver
180,000 Credits - Holographic Disguiser
-- kinda fine? sorta?


120,000 Credits - Slip and Sign, Syndicate Omnitool
-- ehh on the slip and sign

60,000 Credits - Voice Changer, Stealth Storage, Miniature Bible, Spy Sticker Kit
-- up the prices




Mad Dealin' Maddy
"CHAMPION BELTHOLDER FIFTEEN SPACE-YEARS RUNNING, KID. JUST BECAUSE I'M INTO ANTIQUES, DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T BEAT YOUR ASS IN THE RING"
Avaliable:    XX:45  -  XX:59



Buys:



10,000,000 Credits - Handmade Katana
-- wow uh, reduce this by at least 2 zeroes if not more
1,600,000 Credits - Rusty Knife
-- encouraging people to rush a-zones for 1.6 mil is bad.
1,600,000 Credits - Atomic Yo-Yo
-- read above, this is literal azone gear
900,000 Credits - Discount Dan's Golden Tickets
-- these are waaaay too common for 900k, make it maybe a few thousand at mot
360,000 Credits - [name]'s [trinket]
360,000 Credits - [name]'s [trinket]
260,000 Credits - Bone Key
-- Do. Not. Buy. Azone. Gear.
200,000 Credits - Authentic Moon Rocks
-- read above

Sells:
5,000,000 Credits - Picture of a Monkey
Monkey comes with a random name and number.
-- This will age poorly
2,000,000 Credits - Discount Dan's Golden Tickets
-- you buy them for 900k, and sell them for 2 mil? way too much on both ends