[CLOSED PR] Jailbirds now start in brig

[Deadvickyart]

seasoned players on classic run from security wildly and go out of their way to harass them or steal new players' batons via shoves or lube. an experienced sec officer will check records and not give a shit about jailbirds, and simply laugh at them when they get cuffed

That's funny. If they were taking dangerous equipment like confiscated weapons, that's out of line, but slipping an officer, smacking them with their own baton, then farting in their face until they arrest you is a classic goon joke. If your officers really need a counter to it, tell them to carry bibles.

Same with underage drinking, nobody on classic purposely sets themselves to be 20, though I can name one or two people who do it on rp.

Untrue. Farts and screams scale in pitch with age, and people are attracted to the maximum and minimum ages to get unique sounding farts.