The Pool

[Sundance]

A chlorine dispenser hooking up into the pool would be cool too. Pour death chemicals and cause the pool to irradiate swimmers.

nobody uses the pool enough to justify this

Yeah I know, but wouldn't it be neat?

It would be super neat.. but why restict it to just death chemicals.
Imagine the how much more awesome a beach party (and in fairness when the crew bands together, it can be pretty neat) would be if you could pour alcohol/acid into the dispenser. Anyone that dives in is instantly hammered.