Nerf Loafs

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This all would fly with me, okay, but the reason I crush the loafer as HoS pretty often is because QM quark loaf vigilantism is a thing.

Illegal loafing sounds like a pretty serious crime.

While un-sophisticated loafing techniques and certain barriers proved that it's a round-long thing to create a grade 10 loafs, it is hilariously easy to get every QM a quark loaf in 20 minutes with a cooperative AI/Captain/Miners or a competent QM crew.

Arrest the captain too, for conspiracy to open a tear in the space/time continuum.

Seriously, I hope the higher ups aren't too annoyed when the loaf band gets shipped to jail and the loafer seized.