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08-16-2013, 08:32 AM
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
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A holy weapon for the chaplain to smite his enemies, 4 or 5 telecrystals, larger radius than a syndicate pipe bomb. Because fun. Probably comes with this:
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
A holy weapon for the chaplain to smite his enemies, 4 or 5 telecrystals, larger radius than a syndicate pipe bomb. Because fun. Probably comes with this:
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."