Goonhub
08-12-2013, 06:54 PM
First round as a Medical Director.
Dude shows up in medbay needing saline injections, probably gonna die.
I have no clue what to do, and I'm the medical director, so each moment I spend trying to figure out how to fix him is less time he has to live.
Keep trying to hobble together saline injections. Nothing seems to be working great even though I'm doing CPR and injecting saline.
His heart stops beating.
I figure I need something electrical and fast
"Hey AI, Electrify a door in pharmacy"
"Ok, top door is electrified"
I throw the guy into the door, shocking him, and amusingly restarting his heart.
I let the Head surgeon bot handle the rest, and tell the guy I had to throw him into an electrified door to save him.
He eventually sort of fixes himself and heads off, and I feel satisfied knowing I broke several malpractice laws to save a mans life.
Later some jerk bombs medbay and I died from blood loss.
Dude shows up in medbay needing saline injections, probably gonna die.
I have no clue what to do, and I'm the medical director, so each moment I spend trying to figure out how to fix him is less time he has to live.
Keep trying to hobble together saline injections. Nothing seems to be working great even though I'm doing CPR and injecting saline.
His heart stops beating.
I figure I need something electrical and fast
"Hey AI, Electrify a door in pharmacy"
"Ok, top door is electrified"
I throw the guy into the door, shocking him, and amusingly restarting his heart.
I let the Head surgeon bot handle the rest, and tell the guy I had to throw him into an electrified door to save him.
He eventually sort of fixes himself and heads off, and I feel satisfied knowing I broke several malpractice laws to save a mans life.
Later some jerk bombs medbay and I died from blood loss.