Best moments ever thread 2.0

[ThoseDernSquirrels]

Gang round
Scene: Escape Shuttle

Silent Rob says, "I dont think there is anyone else"
Silent Rob exclaims, "we are the last!"
Devin Wayne (as Gary Johnson) says, "WOOOO"
Gary Johnson (as Driscol Conrad) points to Discount Gannon
Devin Wayne (as Gary Johnson) says, "WE WIIN"
Discount Gannon says, "BITCH"
Gort [145.9] states, "Red Archibald has been dragged to escape shuttle by an Insecurity officer."
Emiliano Harrison buckles in!
Suds Sadsack throws the basketball.
Suds Sadsack has been hit by the basketball.
Suds Sadsack catches the basketball!
Almost Joseph Wallick gasps.
Quill Zero has added the crowbar to the backpack!
Suds Sadsack throws the basketball.
Suds Sadsack has been hit by the basketball.
Suds Sadsack catches the basketball!
Gary Johnson (as Driscol Conrad) points to Jacob Shit
Lily Stahl has grabbed Almost Joseph Wallick passively!
Silent Rob exclaims, "The Thug Machetes are teh best!"
Suds Sadsack throws the basketball.
Suds Sadsack has been hit by the basketball.
Suds Sadsack catches the basketball!
Zhar The Mad says, "Good job guys"
Suds Sadsack throws the basketball.
Suds Sadsack has been hit by the basketball.
Suds Sadsack catches the basketball!
Quill Zero has added the fire extinguisher to the backpack!
Emiliano Harrison unbuckles.
Discount Gannon exclaims, "BIG HORSE MONEY FOR LIFE!"
Hervey Highlands [145.9] slurs, "duanghsh"
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
Discount Gannon throws the pipe bomb.
Unknown is trying to empty Red Archibald (as Walter Poehl)'s pockets!!
Quill Zero has been hit by the pipe bomb.
Lily Stahl says, "Scuse me."
Emiliano Harrison buckles in!
Misto Maxo [145.9] says, "bombmbbb"
the pipe bomb explodes!
Devin Wayne (as Gary Johnson) screams!
Emiliano Harrison screams!
Bill Disposa screams!
Alexander Degtyarev screams!
You are struck by shrapnel!
Discount Gannon screams!
Magos Mick Nulty screams!
Silent Rob screams!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...