ease of life

[ThoseDernSquirrels]

Dern Squirrels begins digging around in his chest with the fork and knife.
Dern Squirrels pulls out a bullet from his chest, oh christ!

Dern Squirrels screams!

H. Clown Johnson holds the pipebomb against Crying Pubbie and H. Clown Johnson's head!
The pipebomb detonates!