Clown Application

[Padish]

Usual Clown name: Billy
BYOND username: Padish
Goon servers you play: goon classic 1/2

Clowning Experience:
 ? What advice would you give to other Clowns?
Wear a hat. 
Never remove the mask.
Reject using weapons anything can be handled by a pie, spray bottle, banana and basic robustness.
Do not forget to do application and hope no one notices.

 ? What was one of your favorite Clown moments?
Hos using me as a shield in a assault on nuke ops.
Also being dismembered , blindfolded, gagged, sedated and dressed as a baby and carried around for a 40 min shift by a very polite antag.


 ? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)

Clown hat(or any item of clothing that can mimic Detgadget hat) that allows storage of a spray bottle ,horn, 2-3 pies and bananas 

Antagonist Clown gun/grenade (small aoe) that replaces shoes with clown shoes that can only walk but slip like running
Gun
Rechargeable
1 shot 
Grenade
3x3tile
2-4 grenades
Projectiles/grenades look like water balloons
Shoes need someone else to remove.

Sincerely,
Honk