Best moments ever thread 2.0

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Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "uh"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "OI"
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "DAD what are you doing here"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "where the FUCK have you been you little shit"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "your mother is worried sick jesus christ"
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "i farted on your cereal this morning"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "oh you are gonna get it now"
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "no dad please no"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "boxing ring"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "get to the boxing ring or you are grounded"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "i swear to fucking GOD i will turn this space station around"
Damian Garneys [145.9] exclaims, "you don't understand me!!"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "i am going to beat you so hard your grandfather will cry in joy"

Damian Garneys Sr. says, "i'm taking my hat off for this"
You have added the hat to the backpack.
Damian Garneys says, "get out your nerds i need to fart on my dad"

Unknown (as Assy McHaggis) punches Damian Garneys!
Unknown (as Assy McHaggis) knocks out Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys screams!
Unknown (as Assy McHaggis) says, "Eat shit kid."
Damian Garneys says, "DAD IM BEING BULLIED"
Damian Garneys Sr. punches Unknown (as Assy McHaggis)!
Damian Garneys Sr. knocks down Unknown (as Assy McHaggis)!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "he's MY son"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "I get to beat him"
Damian Garneys Sr. farts in Unknown (as Assy McHaggis)'s face!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "get up you shitto"
Damian Garneys Sr. shakes Damian Garneys trying to wake Damian Garneys up!
Damian Garneys Sr. shakes Damian Garneys trying to wake Damian Garneys up!
Damian Garneys frowns.
Damian Garneys Sr. shakes Damian Garneys trying to wake Damian Garneys up!
Damian Garneys Sr. shakes Damian Garneys trying to wake Damian Garneys up!
Damian Garneys groans and moans, farting like the world depended on it.
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "wake UP you lazy fuck"
Damian Garneys Sr. kicks Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "GET up"
Damian Garneys says, "no dad please"

Damian Garneys Sr. says, "the hat is OFF"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "you know what this means"
Damian Garneys trembles.
Damian Garneys raises his middle finger.
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "ohh I am gonna beat seven shades of shit through your skull"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "c'mere you little FUCKPUNK"

Damian Garneys Sr. punches Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys punches Damian Garneys Sr.!
Damian Garneys Sr. punches Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys Sr. punches Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys Sr. knocks out Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "YEAH"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "oh it's just like being on holidays"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "beat your ass so grandad can have a laugh"

Damian Garneys Sr. says, "ohh i'm gonna farto on your face"
Damian Garneys Sr. becomes utterly furious!
Damian Garneys Sr. becomes utterly furious!
Damian Garneys Sr. becomes utterly furious!
Damian Garneys Sr. screams!

Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "where did you take my son I wasnt finished beating him"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "DAMIAN ANSWER YOUR FATHER"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "where the FUCK are you"
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "the boxing room OLD MAN"

Damian Garneys punches Damian Garneys Sr.!
You have been protected from a hit to the head.
Damian Garneys has grabbed Damian Garneys Sr. passively!
Damian Garneys has grabbed Damian Garneys Sr. aggressively (now hands)!

Damian Garneys has been shot pointblank with .38 revolver by Damian Garneys Sr.!
Damian Garneys Sr. tries to fire .38 revolver at Damian Garneys pointblank, but it was empty!
Damian Garneys Sr. throws .38 revolver.
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "see what you make me do"
Damian Garneys screams!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "now you go to your room and THINK about what you did"
Damian Garneys stammers, "daaadd......"
Damian Garneys sobs.

Damian Garneys Sr. says, "FUCKING kids"
Damian Garneys Sr. throws the coat.

OOC: A nubcake: i got beaten up by my 2d spacedad
OOC: A nubcake: just like in real life