Chef (s)

[Admiral jimbob]

I kind of like it as it is. Any HoP who isn't a ridiculous sperglord will give you kitchen access if you ask - what harm can you do? Pretty much every time I try to be a good, productive chef some asshole turns up with the job title "Sous Chef" and the rest of the round is spent in a protracted war of petty stupidity as he attempts to claim the kitchen as his own. And it's great fun. Some of my fondest chef memories involve frying the sous chef's ID and forcefeeding it to him, with him screaming drunkenly and incoherently about my incomprehensible sins while banging at the kitchen door. Don't take this away from me by making it all official.