Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition

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Hearty Hellburn Brew

18 u oxygen
8 u Plasma
1 u Ghost Pepper Juice
1 u Agent B
2 u Carbon Dioxide?

Description: 9/10 Engineers prefered Grones Hearty Hellburn, find out why yourself!

It's a hellburn in a bottle, what did you expected. I think Oxy is a chem, though I'm a engineer, not a chemist.

Per The Gorog's explanation, since Agent B and Carbon Dioxide as currently only available as gases and not chems, you might to either remove or replace them.

Grone's Perri-air / Grone's La Oxygène
30u Salbutamol ( if you can put oxygen in a can and drink it and have it be like breathing air i would replace salbutamol with that but this otherwise seems like the closest option)

Grone's Mocha Madness
10u Milk
10u Chocolate
10u Coffee

Grone's Citrus Circus Catastrophe
10u Lemon juice
10u Lime juice
5u honkfartium
5u honky tonic
(dunno if upping the two honk chems to 10u and taking the others to 5u each is better)

Grone's Mystifying Menthol Massacre
10u nicotine
10u menthol
10u mint

Grone's George Melons' Melon Mishmash
10u George Melonium
20u Water
(the water is intended to represent normal melons)

Grone's Negatronic Nuclear Nectar
5u radium
5u potassium iodide
20u sugar

Grones Irritable Bowel Sensation
10 Ginger Ale
6 Simethicone
14 Fartonium

Grones Dracula Gravy
10 Blood
10 Proconvertin
10 Glitter

Grones Tropical Zombie
5 Triple Citrus
20 Krokodil
5 Synaptizine

Need you two to specify which ones are going into the voting phase. Otherwise, I'll probably pick one at random.

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My questions from earlier still stand:

10 units of Chlorine Azide if they do not explode immediately upon creating the bottle.

Name: Beverage Abstinence Special

Doesn't actually seem possible, I'm afraid, so I recommend you do something different. Besides, explosive chems are forbidden because the drink is supposed to be possibly dangerous, but only to its drinker.

4u shit

Can you clarify what this is supposed to be? There is no reagent called "sshit" (or "shit")

(compagnie name: the Eurasian shit)

Are you suggesting soda separate from the Grones soda series?