Why do we still have the Printout?

[Winged_Chiller]

I think the intent is to allow the crew to investigate possible danger, but the main problem is most people assume it's wrong and ignore it.

I'm pretty sure the report is pretty much just a randomly generated name. Putting any trust in what it tells is just silly. That's like saying, "I'm going to follow this man because he picked up something of no real worth but hey, he might do something with it, fuck don't ask me what.".