Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Bandit]

I recently had an assassination target that was in the same department as my buddies who were giving me chems for my Buff-R-Matic. I didn't wanna just outright kill him, so when Beepsky came around I saw an opportunity. I said something like, "if you continually fart, Beepsky sometimes goes away. it's really weird but it actually works" and he proceeded to fart. Being a chaplain, I promptly threw my bible under him and he gibbed instantly. I also had a farting contest with the HoS and did the same thing.