Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Daeren]

There's a new telescience area.

Ensign Daeren [Log] "Craptain's log. Stardate whatever."
Ensign Daeren [Log] "I got my shades, I got my chainsaw, I got my sandwich, I’m ready to go."

Ensign Daeren [Log] "craptain's log"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "it's hot as BALLS outside, i mean damn"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "nearly choked to death on superheated co2"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "also theres an old outpost or something, abandoned"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "and a lava ocean"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "oh man a corpse"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "better deal with that"

Ensign Daeren [Log] "craptain's log"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "went outside. went back inside. found a dude split in half. grody."

Ensign Daeren [Log] "craptain's log"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "found a bottle of potassium iodide"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "THATS not ominous"

Ensign Daeren [Log] "craptain's log"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "found a burnt-ass corpse with a fedora"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "good, fuck whoever was wearing a fedora in a volcano"

Ensign Daeren [Log] "craptain's log"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "found a bunch of ancient alien shit"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "that guy with weird bird hair nowhere to be seen"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "also some sort of evil-looking droid thing is eyeing up a dude"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "and jujst fried him"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "welp"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "time to run"

Ensign Daeren [Log] "craptain's log"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "a bunch of panels and lasers and shit are opening doors and robots want me dead"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "pretty spooky"

Ensign Daeren [Log] "craptain's log, it's a fucking button puzzle"

Ensign Daeren [Log] "craptain's log. found another log. a woman apologizing and asking an Amy to be good."
Ensign Daeren [Log] "this ain't creepy at all, no sir."
Ensign Daeren [Log] "there appears to be a moral about not touching things. God help me if i'm ever going to pay attention to anything telling me NOT to rub my face all over the unknown."
Ensign Daeren [Log] "also, that bottle of potassium iodide? probably gonna come in handy."

Ensign Daeren [Log] "craptain's log"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "FUCK ME this place is confusing to navigate"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "OH GOD THINGS ARE HAPPENING"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "BIG ROTOR IS MAKING A ROBOT"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "ZACK RUN"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "gold what are you DOING"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "OW FUCK"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "it keeps shooting lightning at us!"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "i will ifi can rube"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "OH GOD"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "THERES NO FUCKING POTASSIUM IODIDE IN THE BOTTLE"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "CURSE YOU PREVIOUS PEOPLE"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "justin"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "what was your idea"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "BREAK THE ENGINE"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "FUCKING BREAK IT"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "DESTROY IT"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "hhheelllppp mmee"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "HEEEELLPP MEEE"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "HHEELP MMEE"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQQQQQQQQQQPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ------- BBBBAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRGGGGG BBAAAAHHRRRGGGG BAAAAHHHHHGGGG!!!!!!!,,,, AALLLLLRRRRIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFF??"
Ensign Daeren [Log] "LLLLLLLMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAHH IIIIINNNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFF"

Kaylee Kuznetsov [145.9] says, "Crew, a moment of silence for Ensign Daeren. He died as he lived, gibbering and screaming like a lunatic."
Kaylee Kuznetsov [145.9] says, "And so he shall be given a Metal Funeral"
Kaylee Kuznetsov screams!
Kaylee Kuznetsov cries.
Kaylee Kuznetsov [145.9] says, "Goodbye, Daeren."
Ensign Daeren (as ) falls into the Lava and melts away!