Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Swedish Horror]

I had challenged the captain to a boxing match, then he flashed me, spit in my sous hat with a custom emote, put it back on me, I got up and turned on my saber which I had hid, and bashed his head in with 5 of the crew cheering. Later, when I was caught I convinced two security officers to do russian roulette with me and free me if I live, I lost, but it was fun. Don't mess with Sous-Chef Bill Leech!