Spacebux purchase idea: Alternate Job Title

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I suppose I probably should have included all my ideas in the original post.  Let's see how many I can remember and/or invent off the top of my head!

Format is Job: Alternate "Serious" Title/Alternate "Silly" Title

Staff Assistant: Intern/Organ Donor
Chef: Cook/Cannibal
Chaplain: ???/God Botherer
Barman: Bartender/Wannabe Chemist
Botanist: ???/Flooding Specialist
Janitor: Sanitation Technician/???
Clown: Punching Bag/Entertainment Specialist (No, I didn't reverse these by accident)
Mechanic: ???/???
Engineer: ???/Pyromaniac
Miner: ???/???
Quartermaster: ???/???
Construction Worker: Architect/Dadaist Architect
Medical Doctor: Paramedic/Sawbones
Geneticist: ???/Monkey Aggression Outlet
Roboticist: ???/???
Scientist: ???/Nerd
Security Officer: ???/Mall Cop
Detective: Private Eye/Troubleshooter
NT-SO: ???/Blue Nukie
Chief Engineer: ???/???
Medical Director: ???/???
Research Director: ???/Turbonerd
Communications Officer: ???/???
Head of Security: ???/Zookeeper
Head of Personnel: Director of Human Resources/Designated Survivor
Captain: Commander/Head Staff Assistant