Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Captain_Bravo]

Guy starts breaking into the AI upload, so the borgs head over to try and see if we can keep the AI alive somehow.

ChumbawumBorg declares, "Stay back! I have a gun!"
ChumbawumBorg declares, "I will not hesitate to use it!"
-Insert gunshots from sound synthesizer here-
ChumbawumBorg declares, "I still have many more bullets!"
Cyborg Eta-84 queries, "Are you threatening a fellow borg?"
ChumbawumBorg states, "I believe I scared the bad person away, AI"
Cyborg Eta-84 states, "Please do not harm the human."
ChumbawumBorg states, "Threats are shown to not harm humans in a significant manner"

Suddenly, he finishes disassembling the wall!

ChumbawumBorg declares, "Ahh!"
ChumbawumBorg states, "FIRE"
-More gunshot noises-
Judas Iscariot says, "hi"
Judas Iscariot exclaims, "WHAT THE HELL!"
Judas Iscariot screams!
ChumbawumBorg declares, "Damn, the wall is in the way!"
Judas Iscariot collapses!
Cyborg Eta-84 states, "Judas Iscariot is attempting to assassinate the AI from spac."
Cyborg Eta-84 states, "Oh my."
ChumbawumBorg states, "Um..."
Judas Iscariot gasps.
Old Bot queries, "Did you just murder the human?"
ChumbawumBorg states, "this has never happened before"