Best moments ever thread 2.0

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So Swed did something beautiful just a little bit ago and I happened to walk in on it. Someone asked him which way it was to botany and Swed offered to lead him there himself. The logs show what happens next.

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Papal Feline  [145.9] says, "Swed help me sue pirthcrd"
Dr. Swedlokim  [145.9] says, "busy"
Dr. Swedlokim  [145.9] says, "guiding a guy to botany"

This is where I happened upon he and I followed them both into the escape area. We went down into one of the arms of escape and we went down to the door leading to space.

Dr. Swedlokim says, "its a airbridge"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "let me call it"
Dr. Swedlokim knocks on the reinforced window.
Dr. Swedlokim says, "OI"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "TURN ON THE AIRBRIDGE YOU FUCKS"

At this point I had caught on on his hijinx and went along with it

Dr. Swedlokim says, "its fine"
Chef Buttes says, "It's on"
Chef Buttes says, "the airbridge is made of glass"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "anyways!, the airbridge is see through"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "its down here"
Chef Buttes says, "yup"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "follow me"

What followed was what the picture shows. First Swed walked out, then the botanist guy walked out, I followed just to see what happened next. When we all died, Swedlokim begged for forgiveness

DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) moans, "huh, thats weird the airbridge wasn't there..."
DEAD: Ikari Shinji says, "you ass"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "what?"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "I'm sorry i told them to deploy the airbridge!"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "The airbridge didn't come"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) laments, "they didnt fucking listen"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "that is dumb"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "those fucking pricks"
DEAD: Ikari Shinji says, "you didnt enter ;"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "Sorry, i tried to show you botany"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "but the engineers got me killed..."
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "omg"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "Swed"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "you didn't hit ;"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "thats why"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "stupid"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) laments, "fuck you chef it was your job anyways"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) laments, "you know i have bad eyesight"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "Ikari please forgive me"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) laments, "Please?"
DEAD: Ikari Shinji says, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Hilarious.