Best moments ever thread 2.0

[aft2001]

As a grey shirt, it is tradition to dab before each crusher poke. I have attempted this today at 9:40 PM.

Spoiler!

Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
Bryce Richter gropes the Crusher Unit!
...like it ain't no thing!
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "so there's no end for him"
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "ONE DAB, ONE CRUSHER POKE"
Bryce Richter says, "ONE DAB, ONE CRUSHER POKE"
Stephen Rhinehart [145.9] says, "Hotsssspot around ssssec."
Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
Bryce Richter honks the Crusher Unit!
Holy shit, that's daring as fuck!
Cyborg Eta-36 [145.9] states, "Holy fuck, it takes a looong time to charge a 95k power cell"
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "TWO DABS, TWO POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "TWO DABS, TWO POKES"
REX [145.9] states, "ah someone found the apc nice"
Bryce Richter shows everybody his dope dab skills!!!
The steel grille was hit by Tse.
Bryce Richter thwaps the Crusher Unit!
Tanner Your Radio Man [145.9] says, "So I came in to this shift a bit late and looks like someone had a little party here before I arrived"
What a badass!
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "THREE DABS, THREE POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "THREE DABS, THREE POKES"
Chuck Chinmaster [145.9] asks, "Can we go home now?"
Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "getting tased naked"
Bryce Richter thwaps the Crusher Unit!
What a badass!
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "suck tasers nerd"
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "FOUR DABS, FOUR POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "FOUR DABS, FOUR POKES"
REX [145.9] states, "the artcells self charge though so you dont need to fully charge it"
Bryce Richter shows everybody his dope dab skills!!!
Bryce Richter flumps the Crusher Unit!
Amazing!
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, "FIVE DABS, FIVE POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "FIVE DABS, FIVE POKES"
Bryce Richter performs a wicked dab!!!
Bryce Richter thwonks the Crusher Unit!
...dang, they're brave.
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, ";SIX DABS, SIX POKES"
Bryce Richter slurs, ";SIX DABS, SIX POKES"
Riza Dessier [145.9] says, "I literally can't build Geothermal Capture Vents, guys. The tools were stolen."
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter shows everybody his dope dab skills!!!
Bryce Richter licks the Crusher Unit!
...no braver spaceman ever lived!
Bryce Richter [145.9] slurs, "SEVEN DABS, SEVEN POKES"
Bryce Richter stutters, "SEVEN DABS, SEVEN POKES"
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "tased for days"
Tanner Your Radio Man [145.9] says, "And there is some vomit so If I could get a janitor here in the studio Id really like that"
Bryce Richter [145.9] says, ";SEVEN THWAPS FOR THE CRUSSHE KING"
Bryce Richter stutters, ";SEVEN THWAPS FOR THE CRUSSHE KING"
Stephen Rhinehart [145.9] says, "Jessssssussssss, the greytiderssssss love to ssssssteal."
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter shows everybody his dope dab skills!!!
Bryce Richter plonks the Crusher Unit!
...like it ain't no thing!
Tanner Your Radio Man [145.9] says, "Starting to smell now"
Bryce Richter [145.9] slurs, "EEEIIGGHHT DDAABBBSSS, EEIIGGHHTT PPOOKKEESS!!!!!!!!!"
Bryce Richter says, "EEEIIGGHHT DDAABBBSSS, EEIIGGHHTT PPOOKKEESS!!!!!!!!!"
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter performs a sick dab!!!
Bryce Richter slaps the Crusher Unit!
HOLY FUCK!
Bryce Richter [145.9] stutters, "NINE DABS, NINE POKES"
Bryce Richter says, "NINE DABS, NINE POKES"
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
Your head pounds horribly.
Bryce Richter screams!
One-Handed Wally says, "WE OUT HERE"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Moorice Hendelcow has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Bryce Richter gropes the Crusher Unit!
Bryce Richter gasps.
Your head hurts like fuck.
HOLY FUCK!
One-Handed Wally says, "POKIN CRUSHERS"
Your head twinges with an awful pain.
Bryce Richter gasps, "ten dabs, ten pokes"
One-Handed Wally flicks the Crusher Unit!
Riza Dessier [145.9] says, "Fuck it, I'm gonna see if a slag shovel can dig the holes I need."
HOLY FUCK!
Your head feels like shit.
Your head hurts!
Bryce Richter dabs like nobody has dabbed before!!!
One-Handed Wally screams!
One-Handed Wally thwaps the Crusher Unit!
...no braver spaceman ever lived!
Bryce Richter pokes the Crusher Unit!
Bryce Richter gasps.
Your head pounds horribly.
One-Handed Wally smacks the Crusher Unit!
...no braver spaceman ever lived!
...and gets pulled in! SHIT!!
One-Handed Wally seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
AI brought 2 you by SquareSpace [145.9] states, "woh scientist"
Bryce Richter goes limp, their facial expression utterly blank.

In short, this is a total of 11 dabs and 11 crusher pokes. I died of brain damage as a result of dabs before I got sucked into the crusher.