Goonhub
04-04-2020, 11:48 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-05-2020, 01:11 AM by Wisecrack34. Edited 1 time in total.)
Ok so here's some cult ideas
1. Meat Cult: What's been suggested but has some chef related things like followers being given stuff like meatball potato cannons, swiss army swords, sacrificial deep fryer, etc. They would transport everyone to meat station upon victory, sol style.
2. Alcoholics Unanimous: An alcohol based cult that deals in ethanol based alchemy where mixing different beverages and cocktails with human body parts at brewing station would grant them powers or buffs, their end goal being to create the ultimate alcoholic beverage, granting it's recipients some form of transcendence (Perhaps the ability to summon vast amounts of alcohol at will, turning the waters of Oshan into Vodka?)
3. CHURCH OF THE HONK MOTHER: Runes drawn in crayon, sacrifices to the circus cannon, ritualistic spread of confetti. Once the Honkmother is summoned, all is lost for those who wish to speak out against C O M E D Y. Mimes grant double points at the cannon/altar, quadruple if made to speak before their launch. I imagine that the differently tiered members of the cult (Leader vs original members vs new hires)
4. TURBO NERDS: A group of people claiming to be smarter than everyone else, their altar being a computer that sucks out all of their smartness, giving them permanent brain damage and mind-slaving them to their obviously mentally superior overlords, the cult's goal being to create a calculator powerful enough to divide by zero.
I imagine that they would be chosen from at random as not to make one more prevalent, Honk Mother being extra rare
1. Meat Cult: What's been suggested but has some chef related things like followers being given stuff like meatball potato cannons, swiss army swords, sacrificial deep fryer, etc. They would transport everyone to meat station upon victory, sol style.
2. Alcoholics Unanimous: An alcohol based cult that deals in ethanol based alchemy where mixing different beverages and cocktails with human body parts at brewing station would grant them powers or buffs, their end goal being to create the ultimate alcoholic beverage, granting it's recipients some form of transcendence (Perhaps the ability to summon vast amounts of alcohol at will, turning the waters of Oshan into Vodka?)
3. CHURCH OF THE HONK MOTHER: Runes drawn in crayon, sacrifices to the circus cannon, ritualistic spread of confetti. Once the Honkmother is summoned, all is lost for those who wish to speak out against C O M E D Y. Mimes grant double points at the cannon/altar, quadruple if made to speak before their launch. I imagine that the differently tiered members of the cult (Leader vs original members vs new hires)
4. TURBO NERDS: A group of people claiming to be smarter than everyone else, their altar being a computer that sucks out all of their smartness, giving them permanent brain damage and mind-slaving them to their obviously mentally superior overlords, the cult's goal being to create a calculator powerful enough to divide by zero.
I imagine that they would be chosen from at random as not to make one more prevalent, Honk Mother being extra rare