Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition!

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Name: Markdown Margaret's Steak Dip Au Jus, Pre-Dipped
Sandwich Filling:
- 1x Toasted Monkey Steak Sandwich (2x Toast, 1x Monkey Steak)
- 1x Steak Broth (1x Monkey Steak, Blood "broth")
Story:
So like, you ever wanna have a french dip but think that that kinda defeats the purpose of a sandwich as a portable meal?
Well, look no further. Here are Markdown Margaret's, we've used advanced space-cooking technology to include the Au Jus dip as part of the sandwich! Now you can carry your steak dip with you on the go! Come on down for a healthy* and delicious** treat!
*This statement has not been evaluated by the Nanotrasen Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
**Markdown Margaret's LLC. is a subsidiary of Discount Dan's Inc. Any complaints may be directed to the Discount Dan's Inc. Legal Team at
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