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Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition!
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Name: It's Bread All The Way Down
Filling ingredients: A loaf of bread, two slices of bread, and a beaker of bread.
Story:
a while ago I was out with my best friend, and one of us made the grave misdeed of educating the other on the existence of burger soup. Which started us thinking: if you were then to then somehow place burger soup within two buns, would you get a burger soup burger? And would liquefying that produce a burger soup burger soup? In this logic you can make a burger soup burger burger burger by adding additional layers of bun, but we were excited to discover that layers of soupness would collapse - that is, liquefying a burger soup does not produce a burger soup soup, just well-mixed burger soup. A fascinating area of research.
Anyway, the addition of the soup patch made me think of it. So, in the absence of custom burgers, I decided to investigate this logic in terms of sandwiches, and created possibly the most on-brand possible sandwich for me: an entire loaf of bread, cover in bread, boiled in bread until bread slurry, then spread between two slices of bread. Just like a jam sandwich, but wheatier.
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RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition! - by Enfaeutchie - 03-25-2020, 02:16 PM

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