Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Readster]

Was just given Matter Eater by genetics and decide to see what would happen if I ate a live bomb.

Activate bomb timer.
Suddenly attacked by a traitor high on stims.
Quickly try to eat bomb.
Bash self in face with bomb.
Bomb falls on the ground.
Nobody notices but me.
Look at the timer, -0.2 seconds.
Oh.
Big explosion, everyone died.

And that's why Nanotrasen are promoting me.
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