Goonstation Monthly Contest: February Edition!

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Thank you everyone for suggesting such good ideas! I've made a pass over the submissions and added any necessary edits. I'll probably close this thread and start the voting one tomorrow (so please tell your friends to participate, if they haven't already!). If you made multiple suggestions, please make it clear which one you'd like to go towards voting. Additionally, if your post was noted by either me or Fire as requiring significant code or what have you, please reach out and let us know your thoughts + willingness.