Goonstation Monthly Contest: February Edition!

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Reward name: Corpse
Reward cost: 25000
Reward: You spawn dead.

Reward name: Bible
Reward cost: 1000
Reward: You spawn with a bible.

Reward name: Flask
Reward cost: 800
Reward: You spawn with that detective's flask from Manta.

Reward name: Horns
Reward cost: 666
Reward: You spawn with a set of plastic devil horns.

Reward name: GET UP AND JAM
Reward cost: 90,000,000
Reward: You spawn with the plutonium core.

Edit: I really should put Horns up for the vote, but you know what? Vote on Corpse.