Trivial You can grab yourself with a cloth

[Studenterhue]

Clicking on other people with a cloth lets you aggressively grab people. This even works if you click on yourself. I could upgrade my grabs, though I couldn't suplex or smash myself against something, and I don't remember being able to reach the grab level where you start strangling the victim. 

I can't see any use for this, but I personally find it pretty funny, because it still repositions your character sprite leftward/rightward as if someone actually were grabbing you. Maybe code it to prevent the upgrading grabs thing, but make using it on yourself make you mime getting cloth-grabbed by someone, complete with the wonky sprite resposition.