Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Dachshundofdoom]

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the martian maen aggressively grabs Bill Disposa!
the martian maen grabs Bill Disposa and spins in the air!
the martian maen atomic piledrives Bill Disposa!
the martian maen aggressively grabs Bill Disposa!
the martian maen grabs Bill Disposa and spins in the air!
the martian maen atomic piledrives Bill Disposa!

Kick Puncher blinds Bill Disposa with the flash!
the martian maen aggressively grabs Kick Puncher!
Bill Disposa seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
the martian maen picks up Kick Puncher by the throat!
Shambling Abomination states, "How can one human survive so many piledrives"
the martian maen begins intensely staring Kick Puncher in the eyes!
Kick Puncher starts violently convulsing!
martian maen says, "DO NOT INTERRUPT"
The martian maen mutters to himself.
Kick Puncher instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Kick Puncher instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Kick Puncher instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Kick Puncher instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Kick Puncher instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Kick Puncher instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Kick Puncher instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
the martian maen yells out a battle cry!

The martian maen mutters to himself.
The martian maen mutters to himself.
the martian maen aggressively grabs Bill Disposa!
the martian maen grabs Bill Disposa and spins in the air!
the martian maen atomic piledrives Bill Disposa!
The martian maen mutters to himself.
the martian maen aggressively grabs Bill Disposa!
the martian maen grabs Bill Disposa and spins in the air!

DEAD: Bill Disposa says, "oh shit he's still doing it"

the martian maen atomic piledrives Bill Disposa!
the martian maen aggressively grabs Bill Disposa!
the martian maen grabs Bill Disposa and spins in the air!
the martian maen atomic piledrives Bill Disposa!

the martian maen clotheslines Shambling Abomination into oblivion!

DEAD: Ghost (Zeke Maxwell) laments, "I hope he never stops"
the martian maen aggressively grabs Bill Disposa!
the martian maen grabs Bill Disposa and spins in the air!
DEAD: Ghost (Kick Puncher) wails, "I thought for sure I could flash him"
the martian maen atomic piledrives Bill Disposa!
the martian maen aggressively grabs Bill Disposa!

DEAD: Bill Disposa says, "me neither."

the martian maen atomic piledrives Bill Disposa!
the martian maen aggressively grabs Bill Disposa!
the martian maen grabs Bill Disposa and spins in the air!

Baltimore Jones defiles the station's air supply.

the martian maen atomic piledrives Bill Disposa!

I cut out the irrelevant bits for the sake of readability.

He piledrived Bill even more than this shows.