Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Hard Boiled]

Taking bribes of 500 in cash and making them write a poem. Sham Poo wrote this, before killing me twice...

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A poem for the hardest boiled.

a winter breeze, a winter egg
boy do i wish i could find something that rhymed with Hard Boiled

This paper has been stamped with the rubber stamp.

And Hannah tried to write another, but got PDA bombed and penned before I could gave upon the text...