Make Forklifts more vulnerable.

[Roomba]

To be clear, this isn't a systemic issue. This is a 'one guy is running the forklift into the ground' issue, and everyone knows it (particularly since he's been popping up in every forklift thread to defend it). While the effort to keep him out of the conversation is admirable, changing the forklift won't do a damn thing, because he would just shift to abusing the next best vehicle (and has said as much). 

If this is all about one guy, just say it's about one guy, so that the actual root of the problem can be addressed.