Destroying the Captain's Bonsai Tree should (temporarily) stop his/her heart.

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I feel that if it's going to do anything to the captain, it should give him a temporary buff over a nerf. Not only is it something the captain can't keep track of, most captain's don't feel they should. Why punish someone for the destruction of something they don't really care about?

Course they shouldn't receive the buff if they destroy it. That would be dumb.