Horror House Hotel (Weird Forum Game Idea)

[Lady Birb]

Alright let's be reasonable here.

• explain that you were lost in the woods and this place looked abandoned when you found it
  
• ask the manager if he knows the way back to, uh, wherever your house is? That was never established, was it? Where does this story take place, anyway?
  
• do the above while besieging him with an endless arsenal of rat puns.