Best moments ever thread 2.0

[ProfessorHugedix]

Just had a great one where my janitorial petition with 5 signatures (the petition to Stop Making Such A Gosh Darned Mess Everywhere Please) was accepted by the gods, who blessed me with a carbon nanofibre buff-o-matic. They kept upgrading it as they must have seen my great cleaning, before long it was as fast as a race car, made of clear blue sapphire, could knock people over and drive in space. Eventually I had to give it away and return to my home planet, but it was a darn good time til then.