make being fat less awful

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Yes to the sumo belt.

I was thinking the mutation would give you a minute or two to do something about it, saying that you feel like you're gaining weight quickly or something like that.

That way you have a decent amount of time to do something about it before "Well fuck all my shit's on the floor now".

Also, fat clothes could work well, especially if they make you look dumb when you aren't fat.